National thigh fuck day

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated

Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day

by Https.ray January 28, 2022

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019

National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019

National Big Dick Day

November 13th. A day for all of the gents to celebrate their endowment. The first National Big Dick Day was started in 1798 by John "Big J" Dickinson, with the date chosen to be his birthday. The validity of Big J's claims is disputed.

Matt: "How did you celebrate National Big Dick Day?"

Nate: "Not allowed to."

Matt: "Damn."

by Billiam27 June 4, 2021

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National Ja Bari Day

The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan

Bro I love National Ja Bari Day

by Blacc Guy April 19, 2020