Sriracha Penis

Putting Sriracha on your friend’s dick. Then when he wakes up, don’t say anything.

Sriracha on a dick, sriracha on a stick. Sriracha penis!

by Jake 🅱️Aul June 23, 2019

totally penis

The dopest thing to exist since parachute pants. Or maybe Alexander the great, I forget.

"Did you watch the democratic debate last night?"
"Yeah, I did. Bernie Sanders' platforms are totally penis!"

by orangamang May 5, 2016

penis miser

n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis

n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.

by John D. Dorian January 9, 2008

Penis Escalator

An escalator whose stairs is made of penises.

Hey look! There is a Penis Escalator! We should ride it for MEMES!!

by AyHa1810 April 11, 2021

big penis

a big penis is a penis during a boner.

friend1: hey how is your day going?
friend2: good but I had a big penis all day.

by the explainer of all March 31, 2022

Metal Penis

What I got last night when I looked at you mom.

"Dude, last night I was looking at you mom, and I got a Metal Penis!"

by Pain June 21, 2012

Penis karaoke

A version of karaoke where one random word per line is substituted with the word "penis." E.g. "Like a penis, touched for the very first time"; "Sargeant Peppers Lonely Penis..." Cf. Erik Hannerz 2016.

"Like a penis, touched for the very first time.." Let's play Penis Karaoke!

by Siouxsie_Suse July 9, 2017