texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

Tea

Tea, a warm herbal drink. It can also be known as penis.

“Hey girl you want this tea”
“Sure I’d love a good sip”

by Sipthetea445 November 23, 2018

tea

bigbootynigga

oh my god you have such a tea!!

by yourfavnigga November 20, 2022

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

Tea

Overused slang created my mindless chode gobbeling youtubers like Tana mongeau

What’s the tea sis

by Lilllllzo February 26, 2019

dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself

*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)

by Notkk December 29, 2018