Dick Cloth

A washcloth used to wipe the cum and pussy juice off your dick and left on the bathroom sink after a wild session.

"Did I just use your dick cloth to wash my face?"

by Hank96816 August 11, 2009

Dick Drilling

To have vigorous sex with someone.

Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.

Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?

Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.

by Captain Fayetteville April 29, 2012

Dick Kangaroo

When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo

Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?

Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.

Eddie: Ahhh, shit!

by Tayler and Eddie January 27, 2010

dick dancing

When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.

Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot

by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015

dick af

Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".

Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.

by HippoBinder December 14, 2016

dick-banging

Loud attempts, often futile, of asserting one's dominant role or position within a particular sphere. Believing or suggesting, without merit, that you are the most important, powerful, or influential individual within a group.

Everyone knows my boss is a worthless asshole, so his constant dick-banging in meetings just feel sad.

by jacko_jackson October 10, 2014

prickly dick

A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".

1. "Alex is being such a prickly dick lately."
2. "That was such a prickly dick move."

by ovenface420 December 4, 2009