dick-banging

Loud attempts, often futile, of asserting one's dominant role or position within a particular sphere. Believing or suggesting, without merit, that you are the most important, powerful, or influential individual within a group.

Everyone knows my boss is a worthless asshole, so his constant dick-banging in meetings just feel sad.

by jacko_jackson October 10, 2014

Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures

"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."

by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011

Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

dick af

Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".

Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.

by HippoBinder December 14, 2016

dick dancing

When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.

Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot

by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015

Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea

Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick

by SignedDeath January 3, 2021

dick popper

A girl that makes a guys dick "pop" or explode with cum cause just by looking at her he pops a massive boner and his cum explodes everywhere.

Or a girl that just makes guys "pop" boners.

"that girl makes my dick pop in her pussy and her mouth"

"the girl a dick popper, I pop my dick in her pussy and her mouth"

"Angeline is a dick popper, she gonna make my dick explode in my pants or hopefully her mouth"

by hursh4ever August 31, 2012