crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole

Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020

Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick

Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."

by GavRaz August 25, 2022

Is it crack

When you do something out of the normal

Why are you eating candle wax ? Is it crack?

by Sheck Vezzus April 10, 2020

Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

Ass crack

A persons fashion and or style

Damn I love ur ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023

Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.

“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”

by greasehawg September 4, 2019