Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

banana

long and yellow

the boat was banana

by amuzza March 4, 2024

Stephen banana

Stephens with a ‘PH’ always love a good suck of a banana.Not only dose he love eating banana but loves to show off his skills to his friends.

That guy over there is really giving it a “Stephen banana”

by Stephen banana April 14, 2021

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

You can always hear when it's a banana you are talking with, you just have to say "We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are banana nation" and if they say it with you, you know it's a banana

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?

Guy 1: *kills himself*

Guy 2: Banana.

by Psycho banana🍌 February 18, 2017

Banana

A person of Asian (usually Chinese) origin who adopts western attitudes, styles of dress and behaviours.

Chang you have abandoned your culture, you are such a Banana.

by Machiavel Nietzsche July 13, 2015

Banana Pegshake

When a dominant woman puts a banana in her boyfriend's ass, pours milk on him and then demands him to twerk.

Girl 1: Me and my boyfriend felt like our sex life was getting dull so we tried the Banana Pegshake in bed.

Girl 2: Oh lucky! My boyfriend wont let me get near his ass.

by anonymous October 29, 2020

banana

*intense slurping noises*

I like bananas

by googlymoogly18463 January 25, 2023