stoopid top

Getting oral sex in or on a moving vehicle ,bike,car,van,bus,truck ,train,plane,helicopter, etc. Don't matter if your the driver or not, Man or woman.

Riding down i57 get stoopid top from a chick name Keisha

by mancaveafterhours July 15, 2015

Top to Bottom

A series of sex acts performed by a woman on a man, consisting of a blowjob, titjob, handjob, vaginal sex, and anal sex, in that order (from "top" to "bottom") all in a row, for a total of 5 orgasms. This is a very intense gift of pleasure and is usually given as a reward. It is recommended to take a short break between orgasms to allow for recovery.

You did a great job today, and I want to give you a great reward. How about I give you a top to bottom? It's five orgasms in a row: blowjob, titjob, handjob, pussy, and anal. I think you deserve it today.

by SearianPaint December 5, 2024

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

bar top

A low-cut shirt, usually a v-neck, often with features such as one or more of the following: ruffles, sequins, lace, glitter, or other noticeable "flashy" elements. Often worn with jeans or, occasionally, a skirt, they are a figure-flattering yet relatively casual option for femmes or ladies looking to attract attention, be flirtacious, or express a mildly provocative style.

The slang appears to originate in Eastern Canada or the Maritimes.

"Are you going out with us tonight, Kate? You can borrow one of my bar tops."

by SciFiMagpie February 12, 2018