by johnnyformo October 28, 2013
Get the one and half sandwichesmug. A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theorymug. by Fukshit Mountain December 2, 2018
Get the Flip steak sandwichmug. “I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
Get the Bad Sandwichmug. we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.
successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with
you: lit sandwich
successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1
you: lit sandwich
watching joe rogan interview roe jogan
you: lit sandwich
you: lit sandwich
successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1
you: lit sandwich
watching joe rogan interview roe jogan
you: lit sandwich
by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021
Get the lit sandwichmug. by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020
Get the Cock meet sandwichmug. by Red eye knight June 14, 2017
Get the Fat mans sandwichmug.