Princess Time

The time where you treat your female partner like a princess when they feel down or hormonal.

My girlfriend always wants princess time when she's on her period.

by Daring Darling December 10, 2018

Time Warden

Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.

Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!

by BrendaLynda September 9, 2011

We are Time

No waiting, No running
No searching behind
I will break you time
I will break your mind
Waiting
Is a crime

All will be now, dreams are too fast
You are the first, we are the last
Last, last
We are last

No sequence to follow
No fear of tomorrow
Kiss of neverness
Life of timelessness
We'll break the speed of change
We'll tame eternity

Time is within you
Shines through your eyes
We'll kill the word
Black letter lies
Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
Your world is built on lies

Time, time
Catch up on your bill
You got the works, so
But what to do now?
I, you, we
Are time
I, you, we are
Time

Break
Tame
Eternity
Time trinity shines through your eyes
Oh, we'll kill the word, black letter lies
Black letter lies
Black letter lies

How it's in your uncertainty
I'll break your mind
To climb

All will be now, dreams are too fast
You are the first
We are the last
Are the last

Don't let time
Catch up on your bill
You got the works, so
But what to do now?
I, you, we
Are time
I, you, we
Are time

I will break you time
It's a crime

Always we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
We are time
We are, are, we are, we are, we are

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are
We are time

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are

We are time

We are time

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

time bomb

A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.

Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."

by ucfryan November 7, 2006

tincture of time

An amount of time no less then but no more then a period which allows one to tincture in full.

This patient will be fine. All he needs is a stool softener, a low grade enema, and a tincture of time.

My plan is perfect and all it requires is spaghettio's, an alarm clock, and a tincture of time.

The problem required a tincture of time. Unfortunatly i didn't have a tincture of time so i swallowed a live pigeon instead.

My girlfriend and i decided we needed a tincture of time away from each other. I didn't know that meant she could sleep with all of my friends, my 12 year old brother, and a chincture

tincture of thyme is an ingredient in a butter based food-it is not the same as tincture of time.

by Julendar Jamess October 3, 2006

Adventure Time

It's a show on Cartoon Network that has got to be designed for 12 year old stoners high on Oregano.

"dude im so high right now lets watch adventure time hehahehahheblaaahhhh"

by ThymeSmoker July 11, 2013

rag time

when a female is on her period, time when all normality takes a vacation; a week or so when all normality is null and void (no negotiations!), 'that time of month',

1.) "If we go out drinking tonight, I can't have TOO much fun. It's rag time, so I can't pick up any guys."

2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."

3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."

4.) UGH! It's rag time!"

by abnrml March 20, 2010