croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

pocket billies

Reaching your hand deep in your pocket to rub one out on the sly

Check out Johnny in the corner playing pocket billies

by Dirrrty_dawwwg January 6, 2021

Pickle Pocketing

Reverse pick pocketing, traditionally the act of putting a pickle in someones pocket but now refers to sneaking anything into someone’s pocket without them noticing.

“Dude someone pickle pocketed me with a cactus succulent the other day and I’ve been pulling needles out of my fingers ever since.” “Dude no way! I’m totally doing that the next time I’m out Pickle Pocketing!”

by Inverse metamorphosis January 28, 2022

wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

Left pocket dog shit

dog shit in your left pocket

"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"

by bacl12 August 22, 2024

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

Outta pocket

When some beautiful line of words is said unexpectedly with much flow in everyday conversation.

“D.W, it’s only children not lonely children. A lonely child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you”. What Arthur said was outta pocket.

by Kirgo December 2, 2022