Brothers, this is the war of the nut. You have to make sure you never nut again so that you may find inner peace
Many take up this quest but only a handful find the door to the light.
You must fight until the day, the light reaches you, dont let the world persuade you to failure and remember , not a single drop of nut should find way into the battlefield. Have faith.
Resist the devil, and he will flee from you comrades
March 30th. International NNFL day
Many take up this quest but only a handful find the door to the light.
You must fight until the day, the light reaches you, dont let the world persuade you to failure and remember , not a single drop of nut should find way into the battlefield. Have faith.
Resist the devil, and he will flee from you comrades
March 30th. International NNFL day
a. Hey bro, are you doing no nut for life?
b. Yes bro, no nut for life is changing my life drastically, you should do it too.
b. Yes bro, no nut for life is changing my life drastically, you should do it too.
by officialmessenger March 30, 2022
Get the No Nut For Life mug.Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
Get the Birthday Nut mug.The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Get the Slug nutted mug.Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.
Damn bro, you're dead!
Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
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Get the nut ornament mug.When your bro makes an statement or observation that is very obvious, you respond with; Chin Nuts!!
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.
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