Nut-slit

Ventilation for male genitals

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"

by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

Nut-tastic

A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV

'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'

'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'

by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019

nut ruff

dandruff for the nether regions

he has some serious nut ruff

by BeckGer May 19, 2017

Nut fluff

To graze a man's nuts in an upward manner with ones arm or hand

Buffey "accidentally" nut fluffed Criss as he walked by her desk, secretly he liked it thou.

by Smallshelbs April 12, 2017

nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal

Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...

by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018

Nut knocked

To impregnate a female.

My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019