i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020

i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

Did I Ask

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up

by boi_im_really_bout_to_get_yo_p November 4, 2020

i went to Sweden

i just lied

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

by louistomlinsonismyhusband December 16, 2020

i feel blue

I'm sad

Hi how are you feeling?
I feel blue!

by Salahmiro February 18, 2022

I pull up

To confront, come over, return, or come back.

“Let’s pull up on these fools.”
“When I’m done I pull up”

by Trentism May 9, 2021

i hate girls

this girl gets in my head to much man they are so annoying cause i love them but they hate me

i hate girls cause they are hoes and won’t like me back

by i hate girls May 16, 2021