Brown Bomber

When you shit in a closed toilet while standing up.

“I just took a fat brown bomber”
“Did you record it?”

by Pooper1234 November 2, 2020

Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

Sesh Brown

The nickname for a girl who would sesh three nights in a row with college and work in between. Out until 4:30 then work 4 hours later. This would be a weekly reaccurance

Sesh: Snobs tonight?
Person: but you’re working at 8am?
Sesh: so what? I won’t be hungover... I’ll still be drunk. I’m Sesh Brown

by I'm not o fucking Kay February 8, 2018

Ross Is Brown

He doesn't wash his fucking hair his hair waves like the ocean and he is a fat cunt.

oi look at that fucking poof he must be a ross is brown

by wave at me September 18, 2018

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

brown blowback

Those mysterious clumps and drops of fecal matter that somehow wind up under the toilet rim, or on the bottom of the toilet seat after a particularly exuberant bowel movement.

I often use my urine stream to try to power-wash off the brown blowback collecting in the bowl. Its cheaper than Scrubbing Bubbles and much more fun.

by hooligan0068 October 1, 2012

brown stank

A very strong odor seeping from ones ass causing watery eyes and burnt nostril hairs. Signaling that it's probably time to use the facilities before 'stank' turns into 'stain'.

"I'm not letting you in my car..."

"Why not?!"

"You just ate beef curry and Velveeta together and there's no way I'm driving 50 miles under a blanket of your brown stank. There's a bus stop across the street. "

by MlJ33 October 17, 2015