tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Dick Cloth

A washcloth used to wipe the cum and pussy juice off your dick and left on the bathroom sink after a wild session.

"Did I just use your dick cloth to wash my face?"

by Hank96816 August 11, 2009

Dick Drilling

To have vigorous sex with someone.

Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.

Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?

Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.

by Captain Fayetteville April 29, 2012

Dick Kangaroo

When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo

Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?

Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.

Eddie: Ahhh, shit!

by Tayler and Eddie January 27, 2010

dick dancing

When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.

Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot

by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015

dick af

Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".

Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.

by HippoBinder December 14, 2016