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baby mama

From the male's perspective, the female that is the mother of his child(ren).
My baby mama keep calling me about money.
by SparkSpit January 17, 2008
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oops baby

What there are too many of: babies that were born to a couple that didn't intend for a baby.

The result of unprotected sexual encounters. Many men are suddenly out of the picture when one of these comes along.
A man (in disgusting cowardice) just goes on his way, leaving the woman to raise their oops baby on her own. If you're not ready for the responsibility of parenthood, then you shouldn't be having sex.

Contraceptives and abortion are two of the few ways to avoid oops babies.
by Lorelili January 27, 2006
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Butt Baby

While performing sloppy anal sex with little to no care; if semen is allowed to drip from the anus into the vagina what we now know as a butt baby has the potential of being conceived. Butt babies are quite obviously identified as their overwhelming need to whine about everything and their pungent odor that will never fade.

UPDATE: Warning! It has been confirmed that a dirty toilet seat can also result in becoming pregnant with a butt baby!
Daryl: I hate that douche Scott. I can't believe he has a job here, I don't even think he is capable of dressing himself.

Bill: Dude... Scott is a butt baby, stop being so judgmental and put yourself in his poopy shoes for a hot minute.

Daryl: Oh man, I had no idea... now I feel like a butt baby.
by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015
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Baby C

The nickname of a man who's name starts with a "C" Usually defining one of the sexiest men alive who may just have the largest cocks on the face of this planet. He is so sexy he makes men turn gay and want to be anally impacted with his immense cock.
Girl 1: Look at Baby C!
Girl 2: I know, can't you see his pants starting to bulge!?
Girl 1: It's so dreamy I just want him to penetrate me!
Guy 1: Me too!
by Tomison January 5, 2009
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Baby Dolphin

What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.

This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.
"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "
by Alzo April 26, 2009
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Baby Benz

A low end Mercedes Benz motorcar, usually purchased in the hopes of impressing women who are ignorant of it's cost. More often than not, it is re-badged with a higher class alphanumeric title (ex. C320 entry level model to an S500 luxury flagship sedan) and AMG badges regardless of type.
"You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve"

Notorious B.I.G., One more chance
by Susumu January 5, 2009
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baby cult

Baby cult is a group of people on TikTok that make jewelry out of tiny plastic baby’s . These people are currently at war with worm in a string cult who make jewelry out of and worship worms on a string
Baby cult will murder every worm on a string cultist
by Baby cultist 69 November 3, 2019
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