Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea

Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick

by SignedDeath January 3, 2021

Addy Dick

When you take to much adderall and cannot seal the deal after.

Dude 1: dude I took too much adderall yesterday and I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend.

Dude 2: dude you had addy dick!

by juicywhale December 14, 2017

dick-crater

The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).

Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater

by jpen July 26, 2014

doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017