seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.

"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"

by megaboom26 October 13, 2016

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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

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War Hands

An older male who punches things in anger and doesn't feel it.

Man, Clint Eastwood has war hands in Gran Torino.

by Snerrak December 13, 2010

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War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime

Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime

by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021

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The War Room

A special place on Selma street where the beers and bag never stop flowing.

It’s just another Sunday in the War Room!

by Brickyardwarrior May 7, 2025

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The Spike War

The Spike War is a Geometry Dash Series made by the creator Vilppuboi. He is a member of a person called "MrIk0n13" club called ANCL *ANimators CLub*

The spike war consists of 14 episode, one of them being a joke episode, that being E14
Vilppuboi confirmed it was a joke on his youtube @Vilppuboi.

The real episode 14 *or episode 15* is being worked on currently

Animators of The Spike war consist out of:
Vilppuboi, Hitspace, Lepro56, MrIk0n13 and kyrbyYIYILocOo

Seekdoorguy: The spike war episode 14 came out!
HitSpace: Ugh.. Seel, Vilppuboi confirmed it was a joke.
Seekdoorguy: Oh..

by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025

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