Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

teaing

the action of making or consuming tea, has a positive connotation

gurt: "twin i'm teaing it rn"
gerbert: "that's even steven asf bro congrats, enjoy the tea, wish i was there to pass around a fent blunt"
gurt: "type shit"

by dih_sprm_crmps April 18, 2025

Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

Tea

Gossip
Dirt
News

Honey, you are spilling out all the tea!

This is some good tea you are sharing

Yassss, spill that tea.

by Candychelle August 17, 2016

Pass the tea

To share, tell, or spread the gossip.

“Time to pass the tea.”
“She just passed the tea”

by cc4875 October 16, 2018

room temp tea

um room temp is like basic tea. like who’s dating who or who cheated on who. that stuff. like nothing new. old news.

guy 1: did you know that me and harley have been dating for a week?

guy 2: yep. you told me yesterday that you had been dating for 6 days. like get some new tea. this is room temp tea. it’s nothing new

by tea meaning July 25, 2018

tea Ho

A girl who hoards all types of teas. Drinks tea all year round and loves it hot or iced. Herbal or black. She collects an extensive collection of teas. She is a tea ho.

She is a tea Ho!

by Natalia Data October 7, 2023