turbo gay

Something extremely gay. Gay to the next level + 1.

The receiving end of being pwnd.

I can't believe he shot me from across the map. That was turbo gay!

by P[sA] December 2, 2004

I'm not gay

a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual

Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."

John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"

Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.

After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.

by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008

gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

by ChuckChaser69 October 9, 2008

Gay Wednesday

That one special day of the week where you act a little bit gayer than any other day.

Dude I'm so super excited for Gay Wednesday.

by Billcheese1 January 27, 2010

gay marriage

The act of two men or two women marrying. There is absolutely nothing bloody wrong with this. Why should the government stop you from getting married to who you want to? Afterall, in some states it's okay to marry your cousin, but you don't see Bush doing anything about that.

Conservatives really need to get over themselves and realize that the whole world won't conform to their ways. Fortunately enough. There are too many airheads as it is.

Gay Marriage is a wonderful thing and is absolutely amazing.

And thankfully Marijuana won't be legalized. There are enough potheads as it is, they're called conservatives.

by KGA April 29, 2005

gay basher

A person (usually male) who tries to hide their own homosexual tendencies and desires by talking negatively about or causing physical violence to people who are comfortable enough to actually be honest about thier sexual preference, sometimes resulting in death.

That idiot is a gay basher, he must want one in his mouth but is too cowardly to admit it.

by bring it on homie May 7, 2009

I'm not gay, but

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

by Maddict November 14, 2010