Phys dick

Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )

This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).

Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.

"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"

"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"

"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"

by BigHeckyBallBag August 4, 2019

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

dick-crater

The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).

Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater

by jpen July 26, 2014

doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

prickly dick

A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".

1. "Alex is being such a prickly dick lately."
2. "That was such a prickly dick move."

by ovenface420 December 4, 2009