Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions so that every single word is a sexual euphemism or a racial slang term.

Bobby: "Yo, these Urban Dictionary definitions are hilarious!"
Joe: "WTF man? Hilarious means when you and twenty men tell jokes to each other naked and also is offensive to people of mixed Martian and Canadian descent!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016

Urban turban

a beanie

"Hey dude, check out my urban turban!"

by Bobbythefish April 10, 2015

urban dickhead

You know the people that go to urban dictionary to insult a celebrity or to complain that is an urban dickhead

I get it Justin beiber is terrible why don't you urban dickheads get over it and do something with your life

by no derps February 6, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website barely anyone ever goes on.

friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."

by Dubiks November 9, 2018

urban waste

When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???

Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!

by Cubby Cubster May 12, 2016

urban file

When a state is under civil unrest, this happens when people are lined up to get out of the city they are in.

To escape the terrorist, we made a urban file.

by Jack-Mule January 13, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A site that used to be funny as hell and a last holdout where non pc talk was allowed to flourish, now it’s being liberalwashed and reduced to something Mr Rogers would approve of.

I went to Urban Dictionary for some comic relief, but sadly the humor had long been buried.

by Dj smiles September 29, 2018