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blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
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Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is gross."
"Donald Trump is the 45th president of the USA."
by FrankTheBank15 December 24, 2020
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Donald trump

A fag that hates colored people and wants mexicans out of the country and is a racist pig
this pig in office is annoying

oh yeah donald trump
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Trump’s razor

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.
Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”
by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018
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Donald Trump

by Weeeee69420 January 20, 2021
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Take a Trump

Announcing one's verbal preamble urge to defalcate in the name of President Donald J. Trump.
Excuse me while I go Take a Trump.
by UsedtobeGOP January 20, 2021
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Donald Trump

A racist oompa loompa who needs a can of soup chucked at his dumbass head
by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021
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