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shit-beer

verb

to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.

shit-beer(ed) past tense
Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.
by DHAMMER September 14, 2009
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Shit Spray

When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.

Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.

The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'

Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??

2 Hours later.

*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'
by duttyboy February 10, 2010
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nib shit

Nib Shit (n): A person who is nibby.
by J Palm April 25, 2007
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Shit Shack

A portable toilet, often seen at construction sites, amateur sporting events, etc., a.k.a Porta-potty, johnny on the spot, chem can.
I had to go to the bathroom, but the only toilet available was the shit shack 200 feet away.
by Sue B. May 24, 2005
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Shit the Cock

When something breaks it "shits the cock"
"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"
by superman :] February 22, 2009
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A shit in the punchbowl

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.
Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.
by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011
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that shits whack

A phrase used to descrbe an object or action which is out of the ordinary.
Guy1: Hey look at my stupid ugly car!
Guy2: No way, that shits whack!!!
by Michael' Bob Zancob June 27, 2004
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