Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.

I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.

Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!

by kmaddesa May 8, 2014

Potato

a starchy plant tuber, which makes up one of the most significant food crops, prepared and consumed as a vegetable

roasted potatoes

by Arminkshipper June 8, 2024

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

by You but better January 13, 2021