Tuf Nut

Tuf Nut is used in a similar situation to tuf shit however it is used only when sexual interactions are being denied.

"Come on babe, I need to fuck"
"Tuf nut, you ain't getting any after what you said"

by C F 99 December 15, 2020

Gru's Nut

Semen from a Gru of despicable me

I love Gru's Nut.

by DeezGruNuts May 30, 2018

zesty nut

A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.

Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.

Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

Sick Nuts

A term used by stoners in Australia meaning multiple things. Sick Nuts can
Be used to show interest in something and saying something is Cool

“Oi dude just got some killer weed”,
“Sick nuts”

After a night with the boys..

“Cunt that was asick nuts night”

by Sickestnut May 22, 2018

nut dump

when a male is performing sexual acts on a woman, preferably the anus, and dumps her immediately after busting a nut

guy 1: I just nut dumped my gf of 8 years, she gave really crappy head
guy 2: Now thats what i call a cool story bro

by Ju Myron November 8, 2013

No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017