Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

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Veggie Dick

When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.

He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!

by The White Wonder June 26, 2013

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Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

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When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea

Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick

by SignedDeath January 3, 2021

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Addy Dick

When you take to much adderall and cannot seal the deal after.

Dude 1: dude I took too much adderall yesterday and I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend.

Dude 2: dude you had addy dick!

by juicywhale December 14, 2017

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dick-crater

The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).

Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater

by jpen July 26, 2014

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