carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

by halonistic May 5, 2012

J-Bomb

1) Joke bomb - telling a joke that sucks.

Carlos mencia was up on stage dropping J-bombs left and right.

by psven July 29, 2010

H bomb

H bomb refers to an asshole move pulled in ventrilo chat. Exactly what an H bomb is, is spamming the letter "H" flooding the chat. But it is more then just that. The person H bombing post H's for the max number of character allowed per post. They then copy that paste it several times. This fucks up everything when you have TTS enables. You will hear nothing but the letter H for a very long time and not be able to concentrate listening in on other things. Also if you do this it can persist through leaving the ventrilo chat and the ventrilo server.

10/25 20:38:31 *** You have been reconnected to the server ***
10/25 20:38:31 'mtvalntino' has joined the chat.
10/25 20:48:02 mtvalntino: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10/25 20:48:15 theslasher: your a fucking dick for that H bomb

by mr. 56 October 25, 2011

Stink bomb

When someone goes in a room and they smell so bad, they stink up the room.

Gina: Ew what's that smell
Chris: It's you Gina, your a stink bomb

by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

Grass Bomb

The act of sticking a piece of rock into a clump of grass, then tying it together. It's then used to throw at a person you dislike.

It's like stuffing a rock in snowball to make it hurt more.

Steve: "I hate Samantha. I wish I could injure her, but grass isn't dangerous.

Phil: "Here, make a grass bomb. Stick a rock in it, it'l hurt more.

by Gleek378 June 15, 2010

Dick Bomb

The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.

Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.

by Jenny Hoo-ah! March 28, 2008

Wisdom Bomb

WISDOM BOMBS, nuggets of (subjective) truth that cause destruction while educating us.

Wise old woman: "If you want to keep your husband my dear, you'll have to accept he's going to sleep with other women. If he pays the bills and takes care of the children then keep him"

Newly married woman: thank you for that wisdom bomb

by jipj0ne April 18, 2014