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Tom

Is more godly than Aidan, no-one is more godly
Tom is a god
by Tommyboi715 November 25, 2020
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Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi
by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021
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Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.
by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020
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tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.
dude that guy is such a tom cohen
by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016
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Tom's Angels

The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.
Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?

You: No

Me: Well, you should

You: Alright then

Me: See you there
by dotto train September 26, 2009
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Tom

Shortened version of the name Thomas
Tom is my name
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Tom Holland

Some nibbles with 2 sxhoongs so long my meat shelter goes out the mother fucking roof m8
by dickeater47 June 12, 2019
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