Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.

ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick

by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009

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Cuckold Dick

1. The very small useless cock of a cuckold and in most cases is kept in a chastity cage. Its existence is merely to allow the cuckold to urinate and also as a symbol of his humiliation for having an inadequate cock.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.

Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.

Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL

by Last_EVer_FirstName_Greatest June 28, 2010

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Dick flip

when one flips the skateboard with their dick. Than lands and rides away.

How to perform.
Step 1: flip board with dick
Step 2: put dick back in pants mid air
Step 3: land and ride away

Dude i just totally dick flipped the five stair!

by flex mister flex August 26, 2010

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dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

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mushroom dick

as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels

by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018

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