no u

The ultimate comeback line. Say this one and you will win any argument.

Unless they reply with no u.

"ha gay"
"no u"
"GASP"

by pglays November 18, 2018

No u

The only comeback for the famous 'Ur mum gay lol'

Timmy: 'Ur mum gay'
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*

by Elephant_likes_beep_beeps May 11, 2018

nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.

person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu

by valaruh April 1, 2021

Do what u gotta do

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.

So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".

by VegasBombshell October 1, 2013

U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

no fuck u

Lou when he is a big stinky boi and gets the tiger when tell him to no

no fuck u: gets the tiger when tell him to no

by U cant hear me pussi boi April 22, 2018

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025