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milk poop

Just your normal, run of the mill, average-sized poop, but with a splash of milk. Enough milk to make it squish all together in your hand, but an amount small enough to still keep it warm. Fun at parties.
Sometimes referred to as "milk poopy."
Alex: What is Benedict doing over there in the corner?
Gabby: Oh, he's just playing with some milk poop.
by MudkipOO7 September 25, 2014
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poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.
My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.
by Marlo D December 17, 2021
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Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea
Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."
by Briguy69 November 24, 2016
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Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.
"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.
by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016
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Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.
Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.
by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017
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Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.
I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.
by FattyOmega January 21, 2021
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poop dilemma

When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home
You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."
by Jmelon October 5, 2013
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