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Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.
I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!
by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011
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Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!
Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.
by Snickers101 June 12, 2018
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Give her a Slushie

When you give your girl a cream pie and she walks around for the rest of the day with it dripping out of her
"I knew she had a busy day ahead so I thought i would give her a Slushie"
by Dbrad November 24, 2021
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