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Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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ape på crack

Eskil er en apecrack
by moiis October 4, 2020
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cracked fucker

someone who has overdosed drugs and is actin a fool with they drunk ass
damn the hoe is one cracked fucker
by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021
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crack-a-lacka

Did you see Gina? She's got be a crack-a-lacka yo!
by mariafish69 September 9, 2008
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pad crack

When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts
*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"
by liam padcraic aiken April 29, 2015
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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021
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Cracked

Noob- “bro your so cracked at fortnite” Pro- “I know and your literal dog water
by Cracked_UhH January 26, 2021
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