The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

call popcorn

To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.

Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.

Orville: Popcorn!

Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?

*End of joint*

Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.

by GottaGetMills August 28, 2011

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!

some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

candy call

an ai prank call website that is the source of epic lulz.

he just sent a donald trump ai call using candycall.io. i fucking hate getting a candy call

by _plex March 11, 2024