Urban Dictionary

A site were most people come to read definitions of things, and expect silly answers. Also, most of the definitions end up leading to a sexual answer, which usually has nothing to do with the term.

This site is not good for all because of the slang, terms, bad influence, sexual shit, etc.

Bob- "Hey, let's go on Urban Dictionary to see what a Flying Donkey is!"
Hall- "OK!"
(once they both get on the site....)
Bob-"How does penis end up on the definition of Flying Donkey?"
Hall-"I have no God damn idea."

by Themermaidfromthesewer July 12, 2010

urban walrus

n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright

holy crap look at that urban walrus shes taking up five seats.

by jebus hz christos September 24, 2007

Ryan Urban

A fucking moron who doesn't deserve the job he has because he's too stupid to even know what he is teaching or saying to his students. Ryan Urban shouldn't be allowed to be a science teacher or a teacher in general. All he does is talk about rocks and than gives assignments on space. He is unfit to be a educator.

"Ryan Urban is the worst teacher I have ever had"

by BillyBobFaith3299 August 4, 2017

Urban dick

When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying

Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

The Urban Jedi

When one man takes a toy lightsaber and shoves it in to an other mans anus, and vice versa. then afterwards they pull out the light saber and sword fight.

Jeff and Jesse are such big of nerds they watch starwars all day and play The Urban Jedi.

by Fisterresrtstrstrstrstrst January 2, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A website that contains words with unrealistic definitions given by the readers. Not recommended for study.

Vocab Homework:
Biology- The study of living things.
Earth- one of the many planets that equate around the sun.
Moon- "to pull your pants down and show your bare ass to unexpecting people."
(later) that day
Teacher: You're definition of moon looks like it came from an urban dictionary!

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

Urban Dictionary

This entire dictionary, the dictionary that you are on

Urban Dictionary is my favorite dictionary!

by Dictionaries on Urban June 10, 2016