rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

Crack juice

basically it's extremely sweet juice

my grandma made some crack juice and it was super delicious

by nijay February 24, 2024

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

crack brownies

The little shits that come out of your butthole

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.

by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

by user20283950575 December 13, 2023

Tooth crack

A crack sound in your teeth when you wiggle a loose tooth

1: Child: mom, my tooth made a cracking sound, is that normal?

Mom: yes Hun, it is very normal, I fact, it is called a tooth crack

(Also see liose tooth{

by XX_dragon__slayerxX July 18, 2016

cracked clique

cracked clique , is a group of people who can be depressed together and also have a great laugh, they often dont know what the fuck either of them are on about.they often have people called dylan Ruby Harry Amy and rarely jude

person 1- hey wanna be in the cracked clique?

Person 2- na cba spending my time depressed yk what I mean

by lifeinnit November 10, 2018