mysterious brown

Mysterious brown: something brown on your skin or clothing that could be chocolate from a previously eaten snack or it could be dirt, or it could be shit. You can't be sure that it is chocolate or you could lick it off, so you have to clean it.

Oh no, I just ate a kit kat bar and then pet the dog and now I found something brown on my arm. That is some mysterious brown. I'd better wash it off with soap and water.

by DebbyHM December 9, 2018

Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.

After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.

by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012

Kade Brown

A super seggsy guy who is pan and is seggsy ig

Kade Brown is hot

by Segggsy March 30, 2021

brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

by Browner83 June 7, 2013

Susan Brown

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She wouldn't add me on snapchat </3

Are you Cammy's mum?

Will you be my mummy?

Susan Brown do you want meet up in Peebles?

Are you sure you're not Cammy's mum?

I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her

by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022

Aidan Brown

The perfect colour to have your morning coffee/tea

I’d like my coffee Aidan Brown please

by mrs Murphy November 18, 2021

brown-price

The monetary amount required by the payee to allow the payor unrestrained freedom to use the payee’s anus and anal cavity for any purpose.

Hey bro, what’s your brown-price? I’m looking for some tight butthole tonight.

by shit-dick March 7, 2020