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fart cone

it's a cone u stick in your butthole and hwne u fart it spreads wider
Ah, my fart cone.
by Whoopiewhoop January 2, 2017
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Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound
I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud
by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018
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fanny fart

when your fannys so moist and it just claps like the circus and smells like sushi cheap sticks
jack: "i think aimee fanny farted"

lee: "its a stinker alright mate"
by bossman666 October 7, 2019
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Icarus Fart

A moment when an individual tries to force out a fart for the purpose of impressing your friends but then end up pooping in your own pants. Much like the story of Icarus, you have flown to close to the sun but instead of falling to your death, you have now shit your pants.
I had to go home for new underwear after I tried to force a fart in class yesterday but instead had an Icarus Fart in my pants.
by Dak Jak October 23, 2018
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Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time
Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.
by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018
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Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.
After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016
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fart punt

the act of punting a fart back into an ass
the fucker crop dusted past me so a fart punted it back in his stink hole
by DJ DIRTSTAR August 26, 2012
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