My Girlfriend...
If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or
Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It
If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or
Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It
Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*
Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.
A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This
Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-
Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.
A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This
Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024
Get the Goth Egg mug.The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024
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by Paige9622 August 31, 2018
Get the Sperm and Eggs mug."Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016
Get the Cracked the egg mug.An idiomatic expression
1. A phrase signaling the most important or impactful part of a statement—similar to “the heart of the issue,” “the real kicker,” or “the crux of the matter.”
2. A slang expression indicating exceptional performance, like “killing it,” “cooking,” or “crushing it.”
Origin:
Coined accidentally in May 2025 by Steve Heimler (host of Heimler’s History on YouTube) during an AP U.S. History review livestream. Initially used in place of an existing idiom, the phrase quickly became an inside joke within the Heimler community upon realizing it wasn’t a real expression. Over time, it took on a dual meaning—highlighting a key point and, later, signifying doing something exceptionally well.
1. A phrase signaling the most important or impactful part of a statement—similar to “the heart of the issue,” “the real kicker,” or “the crux of the matter.”
2. A slang expression indicating exceptional performance, like “killing it,” “cooking,” or “crushing it.”
Origin:
Coined accidentally in May 2025 by Steve Heimler (host of Heimler’s History on YouTube) during an AP U.S. History review livestream. Initially used in place of an existing idiom, the phrase quickly became an inside joke within the Heimler community upon realizing it wasn’t a real expression. Over time, it took on a dual meaning—highlighting a key point and, later, signifying doing something exceptionally well.
“The Confederacy failed for a multitude of reasons, but the real egg in the sock was their weak, agriculturally dependent economy.”
“Yo, I actually crushed that APUSH exam—I really put the egg in the sock on that LEQ.”
“Yo, I actually crushed that APUSH exam—I really put the egg in the sock on that LEQ.”
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