Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Star Sleeper

Someone who saves their virginity for a celebrity. They truly believe that at some point in their life, they will have a chance to fornicate with said celebrity.

Gabby is such a star sleeper. She won't stop talking about how she wants to bang Liam Payne from One Direction

by GabAram March 20, 2012

star switch

It’s a switch with a star attached... but also a superhero.

That star switch is awesome but honestly it needs a slippery shingle because it’s being rude!

by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018

by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 7, 2023

Star

Star is a member from headchefs restaurant who couldn’t solve the problem “1x8473673(7+83) + 83-4 =?” Failing them. Star also has a nickname created by luhmao or zikumi the nickname is “stinky star” because their bad at gorilla tag. Star also constantly tells people to “kys”.

That guy is being a stinky star

by Notont March 28, 2022

wrinkled star

Yet another word for your ass hole.

Wow, my wrinkled star sure is sore after passing out drunk during my gay brother's house party.....

by wrinkledwri May 14, 2017