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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Creamed

Miss Teresa, Officer Smith, and Brenton.
They are creamed individuals.
by Ashjkggj April 24, 2019
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Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.
I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.
by hawk8008 December 9, 2020
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Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.
Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
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British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021
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Cream Flapells

Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert
Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells
by Creampie69creamy October 16, 2023
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