Sprinkler Play

When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.

"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."

by Lake Partiers January 25, 2022

Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.

"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!

by Benny Walker October 9, 2011

Playing Icarus

Acting in a risky way that goes to shit if circumstances change. Named after the Greek boy who flew too close to the sun.

"How'd you get in debt?" "I was playing Icarus with my money and spent my paycheck on games, not expecting I'd lose my job. I wasted my savings."

by NitroFire90 October 12, 2023

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

Half-Play

A costume or cosplay that is not completed or incomplete because you accidentally left part of the costume back home.

Where's your cosplay? It's a half-play right now, I left the wig at home so I have to go buy another.

by JACcon August 30, 2013

Can you play?

A question to ask a friend if they are alright and can continue to hangout after they got hurt.

My friend ran into the door and hit his arm the other day so I asked him “can you play?” to make sure he was still cool to go out.

by AddieRose January 7, 2021