Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

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I see water

Hey look there's some water

Guy 1 I see water
Guy 2 yeah that's some nice water ya got there

by unicornsssssssssssssssssssssss May 15, 2020

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Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

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water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

by really dontcare October 25, 2015

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fresh water whales

Fat people trying to swim in a pool.

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.

by john dogood December 1, 2014

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Often shortened to just Water Country. It is an amazing water park in York County, Virginia. It is the better of the four water parks in Virginia. Although the slides are all immaculate, there is a large population of families with children. One of its rivals, Ocean Breeze, is located in Virginia Beach and sees mostly teens. Although Water Country isn't the best place to meet people of the opposite gender, it is a cool place to hang out during the summer.

Guy #1: Let's go to Ocean Breeze, it's way too hot to do anything else.
Guy #2: No way man, I just got a girlfriend and I don't want to be pushing the limits right away.
Guy #1: Alright let's go to Water Country USA instead.

by HanAssholeSolo August 28, 2017

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