Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

No cap all tea

Means real talk or no lie all facts. Just a quick way of being real. Populated by streamers and tik tokers such as; yamcha the great, jm, thefyp, dani chon, et al.

No cap all tea your girl ugly.

All tea no cap that car is dope.

No cap all tea I saw them at the store rob everyone, but I hit the 69 and called the boys.

by Ken Safety December 31, 2019

The tea

Is Ashley

You wanna know the tea …

Well it’s Ashley

by A shopkins November 2, 2021

Green is my tea

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!

Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

tea-aboo

A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with the U.K. and British culture, typically ignoring or even shunning their own cultural identity. Many tea-aboos talk in butchered British accents. While tea-aboos claim to love and support Birtish culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype British culture by how it appears in their favorite shows and movies, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the British.

He had one of those stupid Harry Potter lanyards, he must be a disgusting tea-aboo.

by Lord Bangsalot May 30, 2024

Clocking tea

Exposing the embarrassing truth on somebody’s fraudulent action or behavior while they’re trying to hide it . You will most likely witness the clocking of somebody tea on social media platforms .

Andrea was clocking tea by letting everybody know what goes on behind closed doors of Rachelle’s SEX life!

by Spraek August 14, 2025