volcano poop

When you do the downward dog yoga position with your butt in the air and erupt explosive diarrhea like a volcano

“Dude this girl totally let me volcano poop on her last night!”

by catdog0410 December 26, 2022

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

Piece of Poop

the least savage way to say POS or Piece of Shit.

"look at that piece of poop right there, they're literally destroying the ancient art."

by パパ活 June 19, 2022

Nerve Poop

When something big or important is in the process of happening and you need to poop.

Bro, be right back I have to nerve poop.

by Rana Frog July 7, 2015

milk poop

Just your normal, run of the mill, average-sized poop, but with a splash of milk. Enough milk to make it squish all together in your hand, but an amount small enough to still keep it warm. Fun at parties.
Sometimes referred to as "milk poopy."

Alex: What is Benedict doing over there in the corner?
Gabby: Oh, he's just playing with some milk poop.

by MudkipOO7 September 25, 2014

Shooty poops

Diarrhea

I've been up all night with the shooty poops.

by Crazyspice2002 December 13, 2016