urban dictionary

A website where people define sex positions they've invented themselves but never ever do.

"What is a Raspberry Beret?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary dude."

by MrFappy October 28, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions so that every single word is a sexual euphemism or a racial slang term.

Bobby: "Yo, these Urban Dictionary definitions are hilarious!"
Joe: "WTF man? Hilarious means when you and twenty men tell jokes to each other naked and also is offensive to people of mixed Martian and Canadian descent!"

by DefinitionOfFunny June 11, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A website that contains words with unrealistic definitions given by the readers. Not recommended for study.

Vocab Homework:
Biology- The study of living things.
Earth- one of the many planets that equate around the sun.
Moon- "to pull your pants down and show your bare ass to unexpecting people."
(later) that day
Teacher: You're definition of moon looks like it came from an urban dictionary!

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

Urban Dictionary

This entire dictionary, the dictionary that you are on

Urban Dictionary is my favorite dictionary!

by Dictionaries on Urban June 10, 2016

Urban turban

a beanie

"Hey dude, check out my urban turban!"

by Bobbythefish April 10, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place where stupid douchebags post/ vent about people who piss them off. A.k.a people who wont have sex with them, people who point out their obvious douchbagary, and people with a tiny penis. This is often used by 13 year old boys and girls that have just realized that the internet cannot solve all their problems. Therefor they have no life thanks to this website and all others that follow.

Man, did you see that gay post on urban dictionary, that guy must a DOUCHE!

by imareeeelllboy July 11, 2010

urban walrus

n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright

holy crap look at that urban walrus shes taking up five seats.

by jebus hz christos September 24, 2007