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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 22, 2011
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Porn

The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.
Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."
by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023
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Porn hub

A website where you can see some pretty kinky shit
I went on porn hub last night it was so kinky that I had to clear my history
by Mmmweed69 February 8, 2020
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heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.
No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020
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porn accelerationism

A belief that pornography should be highly proliferated to the point women are no longer needed in society and thus are forced to become good wives again.
That guy creating the sex robots definitely follows porn accelerationism.
He's a porn accelerationist.
by supersedonneh November 12, 2025
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A.I. Porn

Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.
Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2023
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porn mouth

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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