Red Zebra

A person or situation you don't completely understand.
In certain situations a red zebra is something you THOUGHT you understood,but it turns out you don't.

I went out with Casey again last night,and she was acting weird. I think she's a red zebra.

I thought this was a World of Warcraft Party. What a red zebra.

by Caitlyn49341 September 28, 2008

red kaas

It is simple, the name of a cool bar in Alsmeer, Holland, where the good jazz musicians play, one of the regular sax players has played with Sting. They have a jam sessie every week too.

Me: Hey, Gerta, are you coming down the Red Kaas tonight?

Gerta: You know Herman, I never miss the jam sessie at the Red Kees jazz bar.

Me: Cheers, tut

by Hermanjazz April 8, 2007

Red Dawn

To chow box in the dark and then to wake up to find red stuff caked on your face. You quickly realize the snatch you munched was on the rag. Usually followed by nausea.

"Hey Bob, how did you make out with that chick you picked up at the bar"

"I did really well but woke up to a Red Dawn."

by Good to Great December 29, 2008

red taxi

hold your dick in the salsa bowl for 30 seconds before inserting ones penis into anothers anal sphincter. if your partner get too excited he or she may urinate.

"Tom i red taxied that bitch all and it has HOT salsa!"

by bob henry June 23, 2007

red wolf

Severe chaffing of the arse crack

"Craig, why you walking like a crab, did you go out last night"
"no, I got the red wolf"

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

red head

When she bites during a blowjob, leaving the head of your dick, red.

That hot asian chick i met last night sucks at blowing, she gives red head.

by Lexxes October 2, 2019

Red Mercy

This occurs when a purple nurple causes someone to bleed out of there nipple.

Nath: Wow that purple nurple made Mak bleed out of his nipple. Mak: Yea.. Red Mercy.

by Deti June 2, 2009